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Good question! Basically a zombie seems to be an animated corpse that for some reason just won’t stay dead. They tend to shamble around moaning a lot. A few zombie types seem to be able to run but for the majority all they seem to be able to manage is a slow walk. Zombies typically seem to want to feast on human brains for some reason. Our scientists are still working on why. Our working hypothesis is that human brains are really tasty. We are currently recruiting for a volunteer and a skilled chef to be able to test this theory. Contact us if interested.
Zombies come in a variety of flavours, from your garden variety “resurrected from the grave by a dark ritual” zombie to your more contemporary “viral cannibal outbreak” zombie. We are currently trying to map all zombie types but regardless of the type all zombies have the following in common:
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Now that is a good question. Unfortunately we only predict the zombie apocalypse, we are not experts in what to do in the case of an apocalypse. We will work on this though and try to give you some tips. For the time being we suggest the following (in order):